Gunpowder Grotto

The thoughts and musings of a gunfighter wannabe.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

So...pissed off...part 2...

So, a while ago, my little sister got the game Kingdom Hearts 2. First off, I just want to state that although it revolves around Disney characters, it is an awsome game. Well, even though it is her game, she has said that I can play it.
Now, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that a 19 year-old who grew up playing video games is going to be much better at them than his 8 year-old sister. That's where the problem comes in. Because I'm so good, I've gotten to the final boss before her (on my file. We each have our own game files, and we never touch the other's). What's wrong with that, you say? It appears that my sister has watched me play in an effort to make herself a better player. However, because she's watched me, she knows some plot points (of course, she still doesn't know that Roxas is *spoiler deleted*, that after the final battle with Ansem in the last game Riku *spoiler deleted* and then *spoiler deleted*). Yet, these plot points that she knows are in fact the plot points of Disney movies (you'd have to play the game to understand).
In the end, she's decided that she needs to tell my mom (little whiny tattle-tale), who has in turn decided that what I did to my sister (play the game so that she knows the plot to the movies Beauty & the Beast, Aladdin, Mulan, Hercules, Tron, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and Lion King), I now owe my sister a new video game. And, since I don't have any money to buy a new game for her, I have to work it off all day tomorrow.
Now, what is a wholly inappropriate thing that I can post to make every reader lose sympathy for me because I'm so pissed off? Wait, I know.
Oh, she'll get a game, alright. I'll get her Clock Tower 3. If anyone here's played that game, I'm sure you know what scene I'm talking about. For those of you who haven't, let me give you a hint: It involves a little British girl (not you, Cat), a serial killer, and a giant, blood-stained sledgehammer. Figure out what happens yourself.

5 Comments:

At 3:42 AM, Blogger Cat said...

Not your fault!

NOT YOUR FAULT!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

I'm sorry about making you poor. You can hate me for a while if you want.

In fact, if you want me to, I can get some money into my Paypal account and transfer it over to yours. Only problem is, that will take a while because I'm also broke...

 
At 6:29 AM, Anonymous Harvey said...

If you really want to scar her for life, I recommend Serious Sam :-)

 
At 3:26 PM, Anonymous Harvey said...

*sneaks in*

*rummages through fridge*

*steals last bottle of Sunny D*

 
At 6:19 AM, Blogger Cat said...

No.
Nonononono.
That Sunny D is MINE!

*attacks Harvey, steals Sunny D*

 
At 12:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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