Gunpowder Grotto

The thoughts and musings of a gunfighter wannabe.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Because I was asked...

...The correct answer to the question "How many people would it take to push over the Empire State Building if it were full of badgers?" is the following:

None.

The reason behind this is because of the violent and destructive nature of badgers. These little devils will tear apart anything in their path. So, by filling the Empire State Building with them, they will devour (metaphorically) the building from the inside out, thus causing it to collapse under it's own weight without the help of anyone pushing it from the outside.

Hope this helps, Cat.

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